4 September 2011 (repeat) |
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The BARTer System
When Bart wins ownership of Springfield's dilapidated monorail system, he can't resist playing a few pranks on his passengers, like turning off their cell phone service or shooting them in the back.
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21 August 2011 (repeat) |
Apu & Manjula Minus Eight
Apu sells his children on the black market.
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14 August 2011 (repeat) |
Kitsch in the Hall
Troy McClure gets depressed after seeing himself get brutally maimed by Rainier Wolfcastle on an episode of Celebrity Deathmatch. After a chance encounter with Macho Man Randy Savage, he learns he is worshipped as a kitsch figure by twentysomething Gen-Xers and his spirits are lifted. Embracing his innate campiness, Troy makes an ironic comeback by becoming a recurring guest on Late Night with Conan O'Brien. But when Mr. T and Abe Vigoda get wind of a newcomer stepping on their turf, it's trouble time for the Troyster! Meanwhile, Lisa starts a riot grrl zine. (Editor's Note: This episode takes place in the late 90's.)
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24 July 2011 (repeat) |
Homer Is Where The Bart Is
A weird old gypsy casts a spell on Homer and Bart, making them switch bodies! After the obligatory hi-jinx ensue, Homer and Bart both learn valuable lessons about themselves and gain new respect for each other. Can Lisa help them change back before the clock strikes midnight? Bebe Neuwirth guest stars.
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3 July 2011 (repeat) |
Jurassic Bart
Fed up with the hassles of modern life, Homer and the gang travel back in time to the Stone Age and discover "the simple life" isn't quite as simple as they thought it would be! Can they get back to present-day Springfield before their milk expires? Zach Galifianakis guest stars.
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12 June 2011 (repeat) |
RaHoWa
Through a series of comical mishaps, Ralph Wiggum, Homer Simpson, and Waylon Smithers accidentally join a white supremacist militia group and are forced to take arms against Springfield's minority population.
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29 May 2011 (new) |
 MURDERBORT: PART 1(SEASON FINALE) Homer's job is in jeopardy when Mr. Burns dies and his brother Hans Moleman inherits the plant. Ralph Wiggum is murdered and Lisa is the lead suspect. Selma keeps falling down all the stairs. Apu wakes up dead in a ditch. Marge follows a Hot Wheel into a secret terrorist hideout. Viewers will decide the fate of Tina Ballerina and Corporal Punishment's affair. Maggie is left behind on a space shuttle. Moe's Tavern explodes. Bart's attempt to skateboard over Springfield Gorge again leaves him hanging from a cliff.
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22 May 2011 (new) |
 The Bob's New Heart Show
Sideshow Bob undergoes a heart transplant and receives a heart from a surprising organ donor - Maude Flanders! Meanwhile, Marge shops for a new purse. Ivanka Trump guest stars. |
8 May 2011 (new) |
 Battle Hymn of the Blogger Mother
After Marge buys her first computer for the fourth time, she starts blogging about Maggie and becomes a famous "mommyblogger" overnight! But when she starts abusing her position to get free products, the FTC launches a raid on the Simpson household. Meanwhile, Bart and Milhouse paint the town red with fradulent Groupon coupons. Tiger Mother author Amy Chua guest stars. |
24 April 2011 (new) |
Homerstuck
Bart, Lisa, Milhouse, and Janey start playing a mysterious video game that will have earth-shattering consequences. Meanwhile, Sideshow Bob attempts to make a jailbreak. Nicholas Cage guest stars. |
3 April 2011 (repeat) |
Homer Defined [EDITED VERSION]
Bart and Milhouse's friendship is put to the test. Meanwhile, Homer thinks about a dictionary. |
27 March 2011 (new) |
Baby Got Slacks
Maggie gets a wacky new job as an Old Navy cashier |
13 March 2011 (new) |
Caturday Night Live
When Snowball II becomes a person (guest voice Michelle Trachtenberg), she begins exacting revenge on her "masters," the Simpsons! Can Lisa and Database concoct a potion that will reverse the changes before it's too late, or will all of Springfield fall victim to the kitten? Find out this Sunday on Fox |
13 February 2011 (new) |
Moe-esha
When Moe marries Vice Principal Pettygrove (guest star Halle Berry), he finds himself in an all-out war with his resentful new stepdaughter Janey. And things go from bad to worse when he asks Homer for parenting advice! Can Moe and Janey reconcile their differences and learn to love each other before the big father-daughter dance? |
6 February 2011 (pre-emption) |
Super Bowl XLV
So how about that pigskin? How about that sport with the pigskin? Now that's what I'm talkin' about.
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30 January 2011 (new) |
Terms of Employment
Due to the poor economy, Homer is unable to find a wacky new job. |
9 January 2011 (new) |
(ANNOYED GRUNT)-rence of A Labia
Homer starts a wacky new job as a gynecologist. Sarah Silverman guest stars. |
12 December 2010 (new) |
The Nedroots
The Leftorium becomes a popular hangout for liberal activists, who introduce Ned Flanders to the world of the blogosphere. Soon he becomes hooked on left-wing commentary and achieves minor celebrity status as a blogger on the Huffington Post. But his newfound liberalism quickly begins to annoy everyone in town, including Lisa. Can they pull him back from the brink before he turns into a moonbat? Glenn Greenwald and Erick Erickson guest star.
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5 December 2010 (new) |
Simpsons Christmas Boogie
The Simpsons celebrate their ninth Christmas of the year.
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21 November 2010 (new) |
Tweehouse of Horror
Lisa becomes a famous twee musician, much to the chagrin of Bart, who feels his own musical talents are being neglected. Calvin Johnson guest stars.
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7 November 2010 (new) |
Mr. Smithers
After accidentally stumbling into Mr. Burns' time machine in the attic, Smithers is transported to the Dust Bowl era, where he is forced to confront the darkness lurking inside every man through a series of cliché-ridden symbols and metaphors. Guest-written by Robert Jackson Bennett.
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31 October 2010 (pre-emption) |
World Series Game 4(San Francisco at Texas) In a daring move, Aaron Rowand will attempt to steal third by digging a tunnel under the dugout.
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17 October 2010 (pre-emption) |
MLB Playoffs: NLCS Game 2 (San Francisco at Philadelphia) Tonight's game will played in slow motion and sepia tone in accordance with Ken Burns' wishes.
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3 October 2010 (new) |
Boehn-a-Lisa
Lisa develops a crush on her new neighbor, House Minority Leader John Boehner.
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26 September 2010 (new) |
Bart Becomes A Star (Season Premiere)
This episode is exactly the same as Season 5's "Bart Gets Famous," except the animation has been redone. Conan O'Brien guest stars. |
29 August 2010 (pre-emption) |
NFL Football: Pittsburgh at Denver
Sweaty muscular men wrestle with each other |
15 August 2010 (repeat) |
The Flirt and Mikhail
Mean old Mr Burns gets jealous when his sexy new wife Gertrude (Helen Mirren) flirts with other men, including Mikhail Gorbachev. Meanwhile Lisa starts murdering men after reading the SCUM Manifesto |
4 July 2010 (repeat) |
Margey Worth
Marge starts drawing a daily syndicated comic strip for the local newspaper, but the family gets mad when she starts using their private lives as punchlines. Cathy Guisewite guest stars. |
13 June 2010 (repeat) |
Toy Meets Ghoul
malibu stacy's dream convertible breaks down in front of dracula's castle where he's having a big party for his ghoulfriends zombieghost, frankenstein, and the wolfmummy |
23 May 2010 (new) |
A Desperate Ploy For Ratings(Season Finale) Executive producer Al Jean attempts to stem The Simpsons' dwindling viewership and ensure a twenty-third season with a last ditch hail mary pass, clinging to the feverish hope that some of American Idol's popularity will rub off. Will he succeed? |
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