08/22/2022: Blondie Cinematic Universe

09/08/2022: Poem: The Story

05/12/2021: yahoo questions

07/30/2019: 2020 Democratic Candidates as Disney Princesses

11/28/2016: Superman Smells

05/18/2014: 1600 Penn: Season 2

12/09/2013: Paul Krugman Saying "Derp"


09/16/2012: Horse_ebooks campaign speech

07/11/2012: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Kardashians

01/29/2012: The World of Computers

10/27/2011: If Smiths Songs Were About Washington State

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09/08/2011: ships

03/03/2011: Quiz: Web 2.0 Site or Don Martin Sound Effect???

04/03/2010: Art TV Shows

11/22/2009: Script: "Funnie Business" - Scenes 32-41

11/03/2009: A Haiku For Sarah Palin

08/17/2009: What People Come To rubbercat.net For [August 2009]

05/17/2009: Names For Newspapers

02/19/2009: Partial Tracklist for "Weird Al" Yankovic's Next Album

01/25/2008: 2008 Presidential Candidates and the 2008 Academy Award Nominees for Best Picture They Most Closely Resemble

10/10/2007: Script: "Funnie Business" - Scenes 27-29

03/04/2007: Comics Page Recap For March 1, 2007

02/10/2007: 102 Shark Jokes

12/22/2006: Neologisms in the January 1, 2007 Issue of Newsweek

10/06/2006: A Haiku For John McCain

08/11/2006: A Haiku For Joseph Lieberman


07/30/2006: My Favorite Google Videos

06/30/2006: Truman Show

06/26/2006: Jokes to Say When A Celebrity Dies

04/28/2006: Script: "Funnie Business" - Part 2

04/11/2006: Netizenship Exam Crib Notes

02/25/2006: What People Come To rubbercat.net For [December 2005]


02/18/2006: Ideas for Band Names

02/03/2006: Script: "Funnie Business" - Opening Scenes

01/29/2006: Hello I am John Kerry

12/27/2005: happy holidays

12/23/2005: My Impression of Drew Carey Performing A Hoedown On The Show "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"

12/11/2005: E-Mail: Are eat he rural

12/02/2005: Headlines I Would Write If I Were A Movie Critic For The Entertainment Section of a Newspaper


12/01/2005: What I Overheard Some Guy Say When He Was Asked If He Likes President Bush

10/13/2005: Pillar of Storgè

06/17/2005: Types of Simpsons Episodes

06/17/2005: I really enjoyed your site.

04/15/2005: about:mozilla

04/04/2005: A Love Letter to Judge Judy


03/18/2005: Our Friend, The Packaging Peanut

02/05/2005: Social Security

01/14/2005: The Official "My Brother and Me" FAQ: Newbies Read Me FIRST!

09/19/2004: Selected Passages from Catch-22 in the Rye: "Luciana"

07/02/2004: "ICEBOAT: The Movie" Shooting Script - Scene 1

03/23/2004: English 3870

01/20/2004: Why Kuchinich Can't Win

12/24/2003: Selected Passages from Catch-22 in the Rye: "Orr"

11/21/2003: Selected Passages from Catch-22 in the Rye: "Clevinger's Wife"

10/14/2003: Some Note I Found On The Ground

09/27/2003: E-mail: The Magic of Chinese Folk Art!


08/23/2003: Chalky Studebaker Appreciation Station

07/28/2003: Words That Rhyme With "Rubber Cat"

07/22/2003: E-mail: Your website is not listed on some search engines!

07/02/2003: I Rate The Comics!