2020 Democratic Candidates as Disney Princesses

Amy Klobuchar: Merida

History of physical aggression, has bit of an accent, does not use combs properly

Andrew Yang: Tiana

Entreprenuer who caters to frog people

Bernie Sanders: Jasmine

Champions the common person, advocates for "a whole new world," married to a thief. Also Genie is "how ya gonna pay for that???" personified

Beto O'Rourke: Star Butterfly

Young, obnoxious, reckless, rejected by their home, lives in close proximity to Hispanics

Bill de Blasio: Pocahontas

In Pocahontas II: Journey to a New World, Pocahontas leaves her home to visit England, much like de Blasio ABANDONED his city to run for president

Cory Booker: Elsa

Capable of creating friends out of thin air (Olaf, T-Bone)

Elizabeth Warren: Belle

Seen as the "smart" one because she's a policy wonk/reads books. Wants to tame capitalism/The Beast by tinkering around the edges with plans/etiquette lessons

Eric Swalwell: Sofia the First

He kept yelling about "passing the torch" during the first debate, so he's the toddler princess

Jay Inslee: Kida

Inslee has positioned himself as the "climate" guy, Kida holds the key for surviving underwater

Joe Biden: Aurora

He's seemingly been asleep for a long time and has trouble adapting to modern times (praising segregationists, etc.)

Joe Sestak: Leia

Veteran, rebelled against an evil organization (Galactic Empire, DSCC), has been on a losing streak lately

John Delaney: Rapunzel

Has had limited interaction with other human beings, which might be why Delaney thinks people love their insurance companies

John Hickenlooper: Moana

Hickenlooper worked for the oil industry and supported fracking; the natural resources on Moana's island got cursed or whatever

Julián Castro: Kiara

He's been held up by the establishment as a "rising star" for like a decade now

Kamala Harris: Kairi

Kairi's story is almost as convoluted as Harris's student debt plans

Kirsten Gillibrand: Giselle

Canonical New Yorker, in her current position because of an evil queen

Marianne Williamson: Vanellope von Schweetz

Percieved as a "glitch" who's not supposed to be there, wants to spread happiness and joy to everyone, knows a lot of celebrities

Michael Bennet: Anna

Lives in a snowy, mountainous region; likes sandwiches; excited for the possibility they'll finally be noticed by someone

Mike Gravel: Snow White

Both have small men doing all the work for them

Pete Buttigieg: Ariel

Young and impulsive, thinks they're ready for the surface world/national stage despite a lack of experience, married the first man they saw, conspicuously silent when it comes to actual policies

Seth Moulton: Mulan

Soldiers concerned with China who (probably) have the highest amount of kills in their respective fields

Steve Bullock: Tiger Lily

Nobody is quite sure what they sound like

Tim Ryan: Eilowny

Who?

Tom Steyer: Cinderella

Money is no object thanks to their vast wealth/Fairy Godmother

Tulsi Gabbard: Anastasia

Not considered part of the "canon," might have a connection to the Russian government

Wayne Messam: Princess of Gentlehaven

The princess of Gentlehaven is the unnamed protagonist of the Disney Princess: Enchanted Journey video game who occupies the same level of obscurity as Wayne Messam