Headlines I Would Write If I Were A Movie Critic For The Entertainment Section of a Newspaper
Jarhead Sure To "Bottle Up" Oscars! Harry Potter Conjures Up Some Family Fun Polar Express A Trainwreck Don't Rent Rent Chicken Little Big Fun! Ice Harvest Blossoms Into Something Magnificent. Wait, Can Harvests Blossom? I'm Not Sure Derailed Also A Trainwreck Don't See Saw II You'll Go Ape For King Kong! (alternatively: You'll Go Bananas For King Kong!) Walk The Line Walks The Down The Line To Pick Up A Few Oscar Nominations or Johnny Cash Flick Sure To Make Lots of Cash (At The Box Office) Brokeback Mountain Sure To "Break" The Box Office Because A Lot Of People Will Go See It And It Will Be Really Popular, Thereby Metaphorically "Breaking" The Box Office Goddammit This Is Hard
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